The Beginning... Ooh, Scary!

Well, after much time and effort (that's getting the Metro for fifteen minutes and walking to the library then) I've decided to start an online interactive diary, or "blog" as it is well known in this day and age where modern phrases and words are born every minute. While the word "blog" sounds to me like something a three-year-old would extract from his nose and subsequently consume, I've come to the conclusion that this shortened word (derived, I believe, from a combination of "web" and "log") is suitable to describe what I have created, especially in light of the three-year-old nose-picking analogy...

So, without further nonsense ramblings, ladies and mentalmen, I welcome you to Bonkers Loony Conspiracy!

Goodness knows why I've chosen to call this log Bonkers Loony Conspiracy. Maybe because it sounds funny, or maybe because I like the idea of the name being flagged up on an FBI computer somewhere and having my posts monitered by satellite just to make sure I'm not really spreading conspiracy theories... which I'm not! No, instead of that incredibly exciting promise, all I'm using this for is keeping track of my days spent here in sunny Newcastle while studying long and hard (at PlayStation2) so that anyone and everyone can drop in and read about what I've been up to anytime they want. Hopefully I'll get the time to update this daily, but if I slip a couple of days, don't come round knocking at my door with an axe. While I don't own an axe, I can think of better presents that I'd like please...

Anyway, I'll also throw in some humourous political opinion, some reviews of games and films that I've seen, plus chat about what music I'm listening to and what I think of culture and modern society in general. And that, your honour, is the case for Bonkers Loony Conspiracy.

As this is the first post in a long line of posts, I'd like to "big up" (that means "say hello") to a couple of people who I know will be reading this:
- Hi Mum, I'm on the internet!
- Dad, this is constructive, honestly, and beats playing sports!
- Bro, wazzup homie! Hip and happenin', yo yo, sorted (indeed)!
- Anyone else... *waves*

Well, that should cover it. Expect some cool-slash-funny-slash-insane-slash-geeky pictures to be hastily engineered and put up with some funny captions soon, as I've got a three hour break and not much to do in it (the joy of computers or, more specifically, Google Image Search). Oh, and could the last person out of the door turn the lights off and put all the chairs back where you found them? Not in that order, otherwise you'll make a mess... thanks!

Do take care one and all, peace out!