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As promised, madcap Bonkers fans, here's the list of things I'm allowed to buy until this time next year. This is a self-imposed order. To give it some weight, however (to prevent me breaking it and saying "Oh well, who cares?", which I frequently do with such orders), I've signed a hard copy of the list so proof of my naughty spending habits will be on record.

I've already puchased one of the items on the list: the PlayStation2 edition of The Da Vinci Code game from the Collective and Take2, those behind such legendary games as Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb and Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. The interesting bit is that the game isn't based on the film, rather the book, and therefore it's not all Tom Hanks in virtual reality sticking to a script. There's a fresh approach with new puzzles and expanded locations. First impressions are strong. A (short) review will come later, but until then, here's a screenshot of Robert Langdon and Sophie Neveu.

While I wish I could come up with an excellent caption, the only things which come to mind at the moment are jokes about Langdon's armpit smelling and comments like "We'll never find your lost contact lense like this down here, darling..." so sorry for that.

Anyway, the list is as follows:

- Mission: Impossible III on special edition DVD

- The Da Vinci Code on special edition DVD

- The Pink Panther on special edition DVD

- LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy for PlayStation2

- X-Men III on special edition DVD

- Casino Royale 007 CD soundtrack

- Casino Royale 007 on special edition DVD

- Doctor Who: The Complete Second Season on special edition DVD

- 24: Season Five on special edition DVD

- The Complete Star Trek: The Next Generation Collection on DVD

Yeah, okay, fine... so you were expecting a shorter list. If I'm honest, I was expecting a longer one, and you all know what I'm like with money in my hands and the main entrance to a brance of HMV looming before me. This is lasting me until July 2007, people... an entire year with less than £500 blown on electrical entertainment products! Wow! You think I've gone insane, don't you? To be honest, so do I. But hey, I faced up to that years ago.

It's a joke. Laugh, damn you. Laugh!

Peace out, ladies and mentalmen.