Finally...

Hey there, Bonkers fans!

The reports of my death are greatly exagerrated: the reports of the death of the NTL connection at home, however, are all completely true. This explains the last weeks of silence... it also doesn't help internet matters that I'm now in Newcastle, having been here two weeks already, and the library and services here are on one hell of a rubbish timetable!

But never fear: soon, I'll have internet in my own room, meaning regular updates and chatty news from the House of Death (now with extra death)! Which I think is a bonus, really, because for free you're getting in-depth political analysis (how much of a plonker is Blair), hillarious jokes (I can't think of any now, though) and detailled news of my life here in the Castle that is New (been here two weeks, house taking time to sort out, lots of stuff happened, you know...)!

However, today I'm on a tight schedule, so this'll be brief: just to let you all know that Bonkers is far from over!

Peace out, madcap ladies and mentalmen!