Zero Hour

What is with people changing things?

Blogger just demanded I create a new Google Account (whatever one of those is) to move my Blog over to somewhere new or something and add more details to my already long list of details or something. I didn't wanna do it but I kinda had to in order to keep Bonkers here running. See what I sacrifice for you, madcap fans?

And my flatmates keep changing the heating times because they stay up all night, meaning I'm sweating in bed at night, and when I open my window because of all the sweat (logical, I think you'll agree) they complain that I'm wasting energy! Hey guys, you know what: staying up all night wastes energy! Sleeping regains energy! I'm wasting energy? Ablaghalargalargablah!

With all the changing going on I decided to change my username and picture, too, so hopefully you should be seeing the new logo for Bonkers on your left (makes gesture similar to that of an airline hostess pointing to emergency exits... yeah, because that's the image you wanna be thinking of right before your inevitable destruction) and the new name underneath all this senseless rambling and senseless nonsense... no sense... less... no... oh, whatever!

On a completely unrelated topic, one of the ladies and mentalmen who views this Blog (whom I know very well) was involved in an accident that saw a car (which I also know rather well, but not as well as the person driving) smashed between a pregnant lady's car (whom I don't know, nor do I know the car) and a gentleman driver's saloon (again, an unknown, although I think I dated the car back in '89...) resulting in much broken glass. I call upon you all to send good thoughts to this Blog, and they will be repackaged by the Royal Mail, weighed and measured and sent on to the unfortunate person I know very well in six to eight weeks (postage and packing free, you lucky rascals, you). Hugs all round, well done for not freaking out, love you.

Right, I'm off to drink some more coffee (more? More? More, you say?) and then ask why I'm so alert, hyper and manic today... I have no idea, really... blarghlargalalrgharg!

I do that too much, I think... peace out, I shall return...