Strange New Worlds

It's finally happened, madcap Bonkers fans. I've finally lost my mind.

It's either that, or aliens really do exist and are really visiting this planet. Thursday night at around 23:00 over towards Jesmond Dene park here in Newcastle, a V-shaped craft, with a horseshoe-shape ring of bright white lights on it's underside, was hovering over the valley. It hovered for about four seconds, during which time I tried to reach for my phone to take a picture. Alas, in the fifth second, the lights got brighter and it streaked away in what I'd estimate to be a 0-300mph jump which took the blink of an eye.

Now you all know me: been to a few airshows, like military technology, etc. Not only is there nothing like this ever created, it was an unaerodynamic shape, so how did it move so fast? Also, if it was military, why are they testing over such a populated area? And why over Newcastle, when the nearest military base is miles and miles away?

I've done a quick sketch of what I saw and hope to get it scanned in so that I can post it up during my next rant. But of all the people to see a UFO, it would have to be me, wouldn't it?

Peace out, ladies and mentalmen. To boldly go...